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Valentine Kisses (or swapping spit)

What's your style?

No matter what you call it or what age you are, kissing will never go out of style. Pucker up baby!

  1. Making out: Standard and probably the least embarrassing phrase to use.

  2. French kissing: Also standard but feels a little like what you would have called it in whispered terms in the fifth grade before you'd ever tried it. Hilarious variation: Frenching, as in, "You French great."

  3. Seven minutes in heaven: What you called it in the ninth grade at your friend Lisa's boy-girl party. It wasn't actually heavenly.

  4. Necking: What your mom called it in, like, 1963.

  5. Snogging: What it's called when Harry Potter does it.

  6. Sucking face: What you call it when people are doing it front of you at a bar and it's totally grossing you out.

  7. Tongue wrestling: For sports lovers.

  8. Tonsil hockey: For sports lovers with non-sensitive gag reflexes.

  9. First base: Seriously people, let's drop it with the sports references. Sports are sweaty in a bad way.

  10. Pash: Urban Dictionary tells me this is the Australian term. I'll assume it tastes like Foster's.

  11. Canoodle: Delicate tabloid speak for "stuck their tongues down each other's throats in public."

  12. Swapping spit: I suggest calling it this if you never want anyone to touch your mouth with their mouth again. Because it's a disgusting (though true) phrase.

This list was posted from the article '12 Alternate names for Kissing' BY GENA KAUFMAN MAY 30, 2013

15 Reasons why you would want to make out

  1. Because he or she is really hot, and you can for see telling your friends "Oh, we made out once." with extreme pride.

  2. Because the conversation isn't actually that interesting. (Or because it's so interesting that you could just kiss them.)

  3. Because they smell really, really good.

  4. Because if you wanna know how he loves you so? It's in his kiss.

  5. Because you actually believe in your friend's ability to not be weird about it the next day.

  6. Because you think they might be famous one day, and want to make out with them just in case.

  7. Because they're moving away and you're never, ever going to see them again.

  8. Because you happen to know your ex is on a date right now.

  9. Because you had a huge crush on them in high school, and your 15-year-old self wouldn't want you to squander the opportunity.

  10. Because you had a few drinks, and you're feeling happy, flirty and bold.

  11. Because you feel like making out with someone, and they are someone.

  12. Because you just need to remind yourself that you can make it happen.

  13. Because he or she just put the absolute best song on the jukebox/beat you at darts/ordered a whiskey neat/is wearing a Battlestar Gallactica T-shirt.

  14. Because you're a really good kisser, and when you have a talent you should share it with the world.

  15. Because you just had the best date of your life, and think this might be the start of something serious.

This list was posted from the article '15 Good Reasons to Make Out' BY HOWABOUTWE SEPTEMBER 2, 2011

And the sweetest kiss of all ... from the heart, soul and Dior (wink wink)

Get Your Kiss On ... Happy Valentines Day

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